Lilly + Josh + annie’s idea for a nice restaurant

Fairy Fluff Cafe

It’s basically the rainforest cafe but there should be more of them, locally owned, with directions to nearby wildlife preserves

Shiny Airbrush Heart

What’s this company?

What’s a fair business plan, cafe owners?

No idea because I am sadly an American citizen not a corporation. This means I must remain continuously employed or risk MEDICAL BANKRUPTCY which is a thing that exists because America ain’t shit. It’s a COMPANY TOWN where we have only the right to work until we drop down or “retire.”


so we have the right to fall over dead at our desks.


If you want to own a cafe with fluffy animals that live happy lives, please help me figure out a fair business plan. I don’t even know how franchises work so I am just parking this page here.

What will this be?

Two cups of cappuccino.

A Nice Co-Op Business

You own your cafe. I don’t have enough money to fund many businesses, but if you need a page-parker for now I can probably get some loans later on.


I need some legal and capital help but I would be happy to be your FAKE CEO meaning if people harass your workers I will yap at them that harassment is bad.

Earth is a beautiful planet and we should let wild creatures have space to roam This is I think an almost universally shared idea I just hogged a domain name and made a nice lookin website Tia let me know that many Indigenous people used to fish in the water around Guyana and damn I too miss catching fish with my hands That was fun We should all have clean water and safe to eat food This is basically Greta Thunberg s idea with a silly name attached to it plus Annie from work s capybara memes and Josh showing me pictures of the rainforests again Especially the ones in Guyana
Anime fans I ve known personally I believe let me get away from the curse that still weaves around the earth for artists As the last surviving member of Grandma Dindie s bloodline I was quite vulnerable to the curse I think There are beautiful animals in Japan Deer in Nara bow when tourists give them crackers They will be insanely popular if there is a Fairy Fluff Cafe with menus in translated into all languages
Sky background, Sky clear, Sky blue Beautiful background, Sky with clouds

If this idea really works out well, we can help some families who lost their restaurants recently open their businesses back up. Restaurant owners should be able to afford their own buildings! If rent didn’t cost infinity dollars here restaurant owners would own their blocks and they would indeed care a lot about keeping the block safe.


Now, we’d still need a police force but everyone’s jobs would be easier. Restaurant owners could yell, scold, and otherwise not-police-ishly warn people not to do bad things about minor offenses.


(Everyone I know in NYC thinks this too. I made a website with fluffy animal pictures on it.)